Crump: You’re not schizophrenic; you’re a hypochondriac.
Mayhan: What’s that supposed to mean?
Crump: It means you’re not really sick; you’re just imagining it.
Mayhan: Ha, don’t you think that’s proof that I really am crazy? How in your right mind can you tell someone that imagines they’re going crazy that they're sane? I mean that’s obviously delusional.
Crump: You’re not delusional.
Mayhan: You just said I was delusional…that I was imagining I’m schizophrenic.
Crump: Look, you’re delusional about being delusional, but you’re not delusional.
Mayhan: What the fuck does that mean? Maybe you’re insane too. Did I mention that rambling, incoherent speech is a symptom? That’d be sweet--we can be crazy together.
Crump: Oh god, just shut up.