Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A Drunk Facebook Conversation with Mom, Seriously

Me
Did you know that being alive is weird

8:20pmSheryl
no

8:20pmMe
Seriously, we have ascended from nothingness...quite odd

8:20pmSheryl
were did you here that

8:20pmMe
No one told me, I've thought it since I was about 9.

8:21pmSheryl
wow sorry

8:22pmMe
Being a physical thing is just kinda icky. It's like I can still feel the slime of the womb and the afterbirth dripping off me.
Seriously, I used to be an EGG!

8:22pmSheryl
i want to ask you if when scott comes next weed if you will take him out to one of your spots

8:22pmMe
what the fuck is that...I used to be an egg

8:22pmSheryl
we all on earth were an agg

8:23pmMe
I know...and that's weird

8:23pmSheryl
that is how its done

8:23pmMe
Doesn't make it not weirs
weird*

8:24pmSheryl
well ya but evey thing starts as an egg

8:24pmMe
The only reason I didn't bleed into nothingness is because someone's sperm landed on me...fucking yucky.

8:24pmSheryl
that is true

8:24pmMe
So, Scott who?

8:25pmSheryl
jeannine an scott jr. from cleveland
they are comming next week for 5 days

8:26pmMe
depends on if I'm free...I work all week

8:26pmSheryl
will be here late tuesday
ok
im having a bbq on sat.the 4th

8:28pmSheryl
ok ill let you get back to what your doing

8:28pmMe
?

8:28pmSheryl
ok ill let you get back to what your doing

8:28pmMe
ok
I'll try and make it out for the bbq...ask scott jr if he does any drugs and I'll at least hook him up

8:29pmSheryl
bye now
his drug is beer